Michi Land
Glasses and mo necklace £10 from topshop
I am trying to avoid the creepy man at the deli over the road who keeps giving me the eye. I think he is cracking on to me – is that possible? I thought that I could possibly wear this disguise and he would not know it was me, but he can obviously see straight through it. Or he can smell me? Oh god, that’s even worse…help?

