Michi Land
Pencil scarf, £24.50 from www.lazyoaf.co.uk
I’ve copped my fair share of cruel nicknames over the years because of the elongated pole that holds up my head. Giraffe Girl, Llama Girl, Imported Beer Girl, Really Long Neck Girl (not really clever, but still cruel). Anyway, I really hope one of those mean girls from my past buys this scarf just so I can call them Pencil Neck. It’s a small win, but still a win.
