Michi Land
Givenchy Cut Out Bootie in Black Nappa leather, US$765.00 from www.barneys.com
Dear Idiot Inventor Of The Peep Toe Bootie, congratulations on your remarkably disgusting invention. Not only have you managed to design a shoe that cuts us off at the ankles and makes us look like a hippo on tippee-toes, but you’ve also managed come up with a way to cram all our toes together and shove them through a tiny hole.
Thanks, thanks so much.
