Essie San Tropez Beige $8US
By Michi Girl30th May, 2012
According to SJP and Manolo Blahnik the only colour to wear on one’s toes is beige. All well and good with beautiful brown feet, but let me tell you a thing or two about beige.
1. It’s beige.
2. If you leave it on too long it goes a nice nicotine stain colour, which on my primate condition toes is confronting to say the least. I mean, who wants to be mistaken for a foot-smoking monkey?