Michi Land
Essie San Tropez Beige $8US
According to SJP and Manolo Blahnik the only colour to wear on one’s toes is beige. All well and good with beautiful brown feet, but let me tell you a thing or two about beige.
1. It’s beige.
2. If you leave it on too long it goes a nice nicotine stain colour, which on my primate condition toes is confronting to say the least. I mean, who wants to be mistaken for a foot-smoking monkey?
