Michi Land
Miracle sneakers Styne Goya 215 euro from bubblewood.com
I took a smart friend’s advice a while ago and started investing in gold. Here’s my current portfolio:
* A collection of Goldie Horn DVDs
* A gold Malvern Star bike (I also call her Goldie)
* A gold Sharpie for writing on cards
Surely these sneakers would be a smart decision? I asked my friend but she’s ignoring my emails. Anyone?

