Michi Land
Love Listography by Lisa Nola, US$16.95 from www.chroniclebooks.com]
According to this addictive Listography book I’m suppose to list all the reasons why I wouldn’t date myself. Gee, how long have you got? Here’s a few that spring to mind:
* I’d rather stare at my toenails than go to a NYE party.
* If I do decide to go to a NYE party I’ll probably want to go home at 11pm.
* If I do stay past 11pm there’s every chance someone will need to carry me home.

