Michi Land
Start the day with gun shaped eggs, AU$12.95 from rawspace.com.au
One of my favourite cafés has started attracting real estate agents for breakfast. Not only is this really upsetting for the nice people that run the café, it’s really turning me off my breakfast. I really like this café but at the same time I can’t stomach sitting next to filthy pond scum while I eat my eggs. I wish there was some subtle way of scaring them off without me going to jail.
