Melbourne
Smurfs are exclusive to David Jones. Figurines cost $5.95. A cottage will set you back $19.95.
You’d be blue too if you were the only chick in a village full of randy little misfits. Not to mention the creepy old guy that insists you call him ‘Papa’. If you missed the Smurf-omenon the first time round, here’s some facts to bring you up to speed.
There are way too many Smurfs to count, but my favourite is Pilot Smurf – who is clearly a fraud considering Smurf Village has no airport.
In the 80s, Dutch singer Vader Abraham released a Smurf single. It was a big hit in Belgium and Holland.
The Smurfs are communists. Everything in the village is rationed equally and each Smurf has his own specific job and is not allowed to try his hand at any other Smurf’s assigned task.
Gargamel is a capitalist. His master plan is to catch all the Smurfs, boil them and turn them into gold.
