Melbourne
Marchand de Legumes talking watch, $69 from Hudson. 229 Carlisle Street Balaclava.
Tel: 9525 8066.
Pardon my schoolgirl French, but doesn’t Marchand de Legumes mean the greengrocer? What a text book identity crisis this watch must have. It’s a French greengrocer that tells the time digitally and, when pushed, says the time out loud in Japanese. It’s the wristy equivalent of the French bulldog Shih Tzu cross. Or are they Chinese? Either way, it’s a little wrong. In the right way of course.
