Melbourne
Hot air balloon necklace by Dapple grey, $65 from Lulu, 322A CARLISLE STREET. PH: 9525 8844.
Top five jewellery related accidents:
1. Bride-to-be chokes to death on ring hidden in soufflé
2. Piercing enthusiast looses genitals in giant magnet accident
3. Jordan suddenly pops in brooche disaster
4. Fat kid confuses precious amber ring for Burger Ring
5. Michi Girl floats off into space after putting on too many hot air balloon necklaces
