Melbourne
Thank God the million dollar eggs were delicious: Bills, Queens Court, 118 Queen Street, Woollahra, Sydney.
Frigging Sydney, you bled me dry last weekend. Who designed you!? A spaz with kaleidoscopes for eyeballs; “So let’s put this suburb here and the other one..umm…waaaay over there… but you can’t do a U-turn to get to it, you have to circumnavigate the globe first…yes…pretty.” You make no sense! I’ll pay your stupid taxi fares Sydney but I wanted to smack you in the mouth when you charged me $13.50 for scrambled eggs on toast. The next person to suggest Sydney is better than Melbourne gets a kick in their Opera House-loving ovaries.
