Melbourne
For the lovers, I recommend anywhere with cosy bar dining on Valentine’s: MoVida, Anada, Gigibaba, ChinChin, Izakaya Den.
Oh god. Four days until I’m-Going-To-Die-Alone-Day.
Feb 14 Plan: Corn Thins for dinner – Watch The Notebook – Muffle wails and sobs with Cookies and Cream – Poke an ex-boyfriend on FB – Agonise over reciprocation of said poke – Conduct internal dialogue about median age for freezing eggs –
Watch Shit Single Girls Say and chortle heartily – Curse the irony of Catholic Saint Valentine and all the lovers wildly shagging out of wedlock on the day that bears his name. A pox on all your houses.
