Melbourne
French Escargo Servers $5 From Brocante 307 Coventry Street South Melbourne 9699 9630
Once upon a time there was a snail who was tired of being so slow. So she bought a really fast sports car and painted a giant ‘S’ on each side of it. Whenever someone saw her fanging past in his new car, they would say, ‘Hey, look at that S-car go!
Come on, what else did you expect me to say? I challenge anyone to write a story about snail servers – who the hell ever needs a snail server? Sheesh.

