Melbourne
The ticket you wish you had, if you weren't at the Palace Theatre last night like me. Peaches. Amazing. Jealous aren't you?
What can I say? Jazz stretches. Mandatory removal of clothing. Acrobatics. A Harlequin style leotard and a strong man muscle demonstration. A light sabre symphony and more costume changes than an incontinent toddler at a water trough. What more could you ask for?
