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sqirrel nutcracker $68 from husk 557 malver rd toorak 9287 2700

I can tell Christmas is coming because:

1. I was stuck on the Monash freeway for an hour today, how dull.
2. My wallet has had an artery sliced and is hemorrhaging all over
3. Deadlines have become ball breaking-ly unrealistic
4. May brain feels like this fella’s wrapped around it

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