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I am telling you this because (although my likeness is splattered on your computer) you don’t REALLY know what I look like, so I feel I can share a small bit of gross-ness with you. I just ate my lunch in the park and when I stood up I had drips running down the back of my calves from my knee crease. It was disgusting. My mother always told me that ladies merely perspire. In that case I am either a horse or a big ugly man-dude, ’cause girls, I am sweating up a storm today.

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