Melbourne
PAM OOPS CARDIGAN $200 and TATTY DEVINE TRAPEZE NECKLACE $95 from fat, 209 Brunswick St 9486 0391
I had arranged drinks tonight with some friends and late last night I got a call cancelling because ‘it’s Valentine’s Day and I would not be forgiven’. I must say it surprises me in this day and age that anyone gives a toss about Valentine’s Day. Another friend told me that she saw a sold sticker on a poster at last night’s opening that was to ‘Smoochy-poo’ or something just as gag-worthy. I am really looking forward to staying home tonight if only to avoid the hideous pashing in public and to ensure I keep my dinner down.

