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Dear Mr Lucas,
As requested, here’s the updated script for your new Star Wars film: (Hope it’s better than the last two.)
Scene 4: Darth goes shopping.
Vader: “What is this?”
Assistant: “It’s charcoal my lord.”
Vader: “I requested black.”
Assistant: “But my lord, charcoal is the new black.”
Vader: “There is no new black”. (Deep sigh of disapproval.)
PS Michelle Irwin Jewellery is opening the studio tomorrow from 12 – 5pm for a post-sale sale, Suite 6, Level 8, 94 Elizabeth Street tel: 9654 0544
