Melbourne
whip out some melway covered soap from $9.95 at NGV International Shop 180 St Kilda Road 8620 2222
Here is a scenario for you: You’re on the tram. You sit next to an extraordinarily large backpacker with a copious amount of hair. He smiles at you and edges closer. And closer still. He asks for directions you know he doesn’t really need. He stinks. You want to perk but that would be rude. What do you do?
See answer below.

