Melbourne
Sword and sheath necklace by Disney Courture, $169 from Somebuddy loves you. 193 Smith St Fitzroy. Tel: 0438 026 948
After just spending an hour stuck on #unt Road in the stinking heat, I can think of nothing more appealing than being in Walt Disney’s position right now. Not only does he get to stay cool in his cryogenically frozen state, he’s also still managing to make a buck while he’s dead … with his surprising cool (yes, I’m aware of the pun) Disney Couture range. I’m going to use the mini sword necklace to stab people in traffic on the way home.
Happy weekend.

