Melbourne

Not edible soap, $10 from Hudson, 229 CARLISLE ST, BALACLAVA. TEL: 9525 8066.

Breaking News: In a Melbourne store this afternoon a ten year old kid was rushed to hospital after eating several bars of soap that he thought was desert. Police are looking for a local women who was seen taking photos of the soap moments before telling the child that the soap was to safe to eat. The women was also overheard muttering the words, ‘stupid teachers strike, why can’t I have the day off too?’

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