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Beautiful bone china milk bottles from Mac Pelican $19.95. Mac Pelican. 842 Glenferrie Rd, Hawthorn. Ph: 9818 8805

It’s never a good idea to bottle things up, unless the things you’re bottling include any of the following:

a) jelly beans
b) ginger beer
c) inappropriate urges to inform people of the Latin origins of words

For example, bottle: from the Latin buttis. See what I mean? It can open up a can of worms. All this repression can drive a gal to drink.

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