Melbourne
Sass and Bide 'Plans on the Lawn' Shift Dress $679 from Digging for Apples. Unit 18/459 Sydney Rd, Brunswick tel: 9939 0573
Just as I was congratulating myself for making it through the weekend without becoming a weirdo magnet (it’s a recurring problem, unfortunately) I received a rather odd text message. “Hello. My name is Dan. Are you a girl? Would you like to flirt and swap pics? I’m genuine. No timewasters.” Seems my weirdo magnetism has gone next level. You have to admire this weirdo’s insistence on not wasting time though. He would be mortified to know how much time I’ve wasted drooling over this dress. When I found it I knew I’d struck gold.
