Melbourne
Ah well, better just stay home if you're wearing these Vans Off The Wall sneakers
$169.95 from DC Street Shoes, Chapel St Prahran.
You know you’re in a suburban nightclub when.*You have to walk through a shopping centre to get in.
*Someone gets knifed.
*Ladies get a 2-for-1 deal on Archers bottled cocktails.
*Every Saturday is Over 28s Nite.
*The dress code says no sneakers.
