Melbourne
Little I sugar free mints, $2.95 from Sportsgirl.
There’s not really any way to sugar coat this story, so I’m just gonna come right out and say it. A bird just shat in my mouth. I was coming back from a nice lunch and my friend said, ‘hey, isn’t that a rosella up there?’ Of course, I looked up, mouth wide open in awe of nature, and bingo … bird poo on my lips and all over my top. The only good to come of this story is the fact that said friend then put me onto these nicely packaged mints to help freshen my avian breath. It even comes with a little compact mirror so I can see how stupid I look.
