Melbourne
Make him better looking with Milk jacket $650, and t-shirt $110. Flinders Way, 238 Flinders Lane. Tel: 9654 3331.
I’m sick to death of cryptic t-shirts. I mean, “OY ON RY”, gimmie a break. Just ’cause the jacket looks really nice and happens to be fresh off the plane from Sweden, don’t think for a second I’m gonna buy into this whole “OY ON RY” business. Who do these really tall and impossibly good-looking Scandinavians think they are? It’s not like … oops, my mistake. I’ve just been informed it says ‘BOYS DON’T CRY”. I think I better lay off the chocolate.
P.S. Congratulations to Dave (yes, a boy) who won the Hushpuppies competition. Thanks to all who entered. I’ll try and score some more prizes soon.
