Melbourne
The new MDFI Retail Gallery is now open. Level 1, Melbourne Central. Ph: 9639 9007. Pictured: driving jacket by Sergeant.
On the window it says “Melbourne Design & Fashion Incubator”. And it could well be. But this shop is huge. Way too big to be just a space for next generation designers to show their wears. I think they’re hiding something. I don’t think the clothes (which are actually quite impressive) are for adults at all. I think they’ve been designed for giant babies. Giant babies who will eventually grow to the size of petrol tankers and take over the city. Run you fools.

