Melbourne
Self Portrait t-shirt $65 from the new NGV International
180 St Kilda Road Melbourne Tel 8620 2222.
According to this t-shirt, the human body comprises: 65% oxygen
18% carbon
10% carbon
7% other elements. Obviously this reading was taken before the Christmas holidays, after which time the percentages are probably closer to: 13% fingerfood from Christmas parties
54% champagne
23% assorted roast meats
7% greasy hangover recovery food
3% lipstick inadvertently licked from own lips and swallowed.
