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Riley's Two Four Six Granola $13.50 available only at In the Woods, High St Northcote.

I discovered an hilarious function on my Mac today. With the click of a button the screen went black, very dramatic, and a classical guitar started playing. Oh la la! I thought. But the best was yet to come: a series of photos of me in varying states of disgruntlement proceeded across the screen. Me and a sore knee. Close up of said sore knee. Me sunburnt and threatening the worst Pad Thai with my fist. Sadly I barely remember any of it. They say cereal increases memory, best I get me some.

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