Did you know I’ve written a couple books? (My mum is so proud.) Both books are beautiful, funny, modest and come in a sturdy hardback cover with an impressive ribbon so you won’t get lost. You can find them in good book stores all around the world … or of course you could just save yourself the time and buy them from my online shop.
My latest book, What on Earth Are You Wearing? sheds some light on the mysteries of fashion-speak. If you’ve ever wondered what a galloon is, or if fatigues really are just exhausted clothes, then this is the perfect book for you. From A-cups to Ze Bra, this is the cheat’s definitive guide to fashion. They say ‘it brings a sense of joy, sophistication, surprise and subversion to all things fashion.’ Gee, thanks.
My first book, Like I Give a Frock, came out in 2008 and was (to my surprise) a 3 x bestseller here in Australia. Vogue said it’s ‘A cloth bound beauty packed with personality-packed style bites sure to lift your mood’. And my mum said ‘That was a very nasty thing you said about Tom Cruise. Are you sure you won’t get sued?’
